"SAVE THE TREES!! WIPE YOUR ASS WITH OWLS!"

~Alborzka

*Cringe* MY LAYOUT SUCKS.

-EDIT- OK, it's fixed now, and PRESENTING: A QUOTE!!

"How the hell was she supposed to tell the Commander that Chix had told her that she was a nice piece of meat that he wanted to take out of its package and cook with his sausage in a hot tub?"

From http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2517526/4/

I nearly bust a lung after reading that!